These People Went to a Park Then Left the Park a Yelp Review

Parks are a great place to unwind and read a book. Or have a picnic with good pals. Meditate. Exercise. Parks are great!

Parks are not restaurants. Here’s some people who went to a park then reviewed them on Yelp.

Loves the park, visits everyday, extremely smelly. Will be back tomorrow and every day after that. This park is very toxic.

If you scroll all the way to the bottom of a Yelp page you can see the reviews that they deem “not recommended”. That’s why you won’t find any color on the screenshot above (that’s how Yelp shows you who the boss really is). But you can find these tits out at the park every single weekend in the spring. I admire the commitment.

It is kind of strange that this person came to a park and loved it so much he whipped out his phone and penned this glowing review. It is downright psychotic that this is an updated review which means our guy has done this before. The request for a picnic (today!) with a stranger via Yelp review who is no way reading it in the moment its being posted is actually very chill.